Save the drama for your mama

I thought I had 9-10 years before I had to worry about this, but I guess I was overly optimistic. Holland came to me, waving her finger at me and told me, "YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!" I tried to think of what I might have done or said to possibly ruin her 4 short years, and I came up blank. Then I realized that she had been watching Disney's "Mulan" and was quoting a line from the movie. She was very convincing. She may really have a future in some sort of drama/music field. But don't worry, Hollandland is still in tact and "Mulan" is being returned to the library first thing.